amandafiske:

“Don’t call the police! I told you it was an accident!”

Dear god.

“The ground was covered with snow and ice as i took her back to my house and lead her into the basement” …

(Source: loveclaire)

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   it, and every time I...it I get something bad! D: Maybe it’s

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   “And God knew what horrors were underneath, in the crypt where no-one went.” - A Plague of Angels …How reassuring.

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   That afternoon she asked him,”Is that an old habit, the way you talk to yourself?” yeah, I don’t know what that...

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   “Others said: “‘These parts are none too well known, and are too near the mountain.”’

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   “It just didn’t occur to me that we wouldn’t be able to get out at the other end.” OH MY GOD. AHAHA. X’DDD

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    West had still another source of worry, for he had been called in the afternoon to a case which ended very...

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    That old saying “What goes around, comes around is no joke.” I don’t know how I feel about that. :/

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    -Nie wiadomo, lecz przekonanie o istnieniu elektryczności również wyprzedzało mniej więcej o sto lat wiedzę, na czym ona...

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    kaimiserabel: Lol The Tempest by Shakespeare (No Fear Sparknotes version) - “You horrid slave, you can’t be trained to...

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    “blue sparks surrounded them, like tiny fireworks.” I like the sound of that xD

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    Someone else enters the room, and when I look up, I’m surprised to see it’s the baker, Peeta Mellark’s father.

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    “The empty streets had something surreal.”

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    “How the brain enables the mind is the question to be answered in the twenty-first century.” Ooo…kaaay… I have no idea...

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    It said ‘Suddendly, I couldn’t contain myself any longer, and I burst out laughing.’ Well, what happened?

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    “Desu is replaced by deshou” … umm *puts Japanese verbs and grammar down* *picks up the book below it* “Twice before,...

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    I have like several books equidistant from me. O.o “Giving a false name and address, she paid cash in advance for a...

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    “The client is expected in the operating room in 30 minutes.” What a kinky medical surgical book.

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    us simultaneously cried out...mixed awe, wonder, terror,

30. ravingsofabitch reblogged this from bijane and added:

    “Did you just want to get out of the Math quiz today?” O…k

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    Clutching his broken glasses to his face he stared around.

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    Well, the nearest book to me is...notebook that I started for class notes,

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    But I just press my lips together...peer toward my locker, eager to sum all

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    “And then……we were attacked by robbers, but were saved by some guardian in a sailor suit.” It goes on to say: “If I...

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    Benvolio: Come, knock and enter, and no sooner in/But every man betake him to his legs Welp. Romeo and Juliet ._.

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    “My mother’s voice sounded...little distance away,

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    “From Bilbo’s succinct biography Salander learned that Forbes...born in Pine Bluff,...

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    Years passed. Wow. Thanks, Stardust!

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    “there is a technical error and it needs a replacement part” Omg. what?

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    “After that he remembered nothing.”

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    … “Sub Julio fødtes jeg, skønt sent, og leved i Rom under Augustus vise styre, dengang man endnu tilbad falske guder.”...

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    “Santiago cried non-stop for seven hours and by 5:45 he stopped mourning and wiped his eyes.” Welp.

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    “‘Second to the right, and straight on till morning.’” not sure if makes sense

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    “I recognized a silence like that which pervades a church after service.” That sounds… ever so promising…

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    “Horn imagined what it must have been like: backs pressed against the smoothly chiseled rock walls, the men quietly...

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